at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i think my tv is drunk
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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