Sry I called you an 8
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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