Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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