Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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