Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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