Got a toothbrush?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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