its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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