so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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