Nicole vs. Life
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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