I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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