: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I cockslap morals
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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