38 yer olds are good kisserssss
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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