piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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