We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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