Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
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I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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