I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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