why didn't you poke me back
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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