goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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