You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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