Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
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just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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