I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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