so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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