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Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
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yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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