these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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