Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
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I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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