dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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