just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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