Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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