At least make sure they are 18
Why
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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