I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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