Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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