This girl is more easily done than said...
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
At least life still wants to fuck me.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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