WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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