Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
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