so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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