Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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