you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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