I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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