i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I hope mine doesn't look like that
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
she peed on how many people?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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