I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
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You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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