I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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