and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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