so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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