Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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