She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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