I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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