im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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