Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i drank out of a bidet.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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