Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood