I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?