btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.