sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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