I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Congratulations! We have a period
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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