just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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